I guess this is simply an article about spanking, since the
woman’s point of view is all I can ever speak from no matter what I’m writing
about. But there does seem to be a difference between the way men and women
relate to spanking. As with just about everything else, for men, spanking
triggers the erotic urges, even if starts as true discipline. Women spank for
lots of different reasons that might often include an erotic element but can
also be completely devoid of it.
Being a professional disciplinarian I do a lot of spanking.
A lot. Once in awhile I do find it titillating but most of the time
gratification comes in seeing unruly "boys” knuckle under and admit their
deficits and promise to follow my wise dictates. The power of driving my point
home through embarrassment and pain is very satisfying. I guess my mother was
right when she told me that when I grew I’d understand that discipline is love.
If all women understood how much power they could have by
disciplining their man perhaps spanking would become not only mainstream but
commonplace in modern relationships. I have not found one single client who,
when I bark at them about how easily distracted men are… how they all seem to
require a regular refocusing of attention, did not instantly agree to this
truth. Ladies, men need to be trained. You know it, and what’s most surprising,
they know it too! And if you do it properly, most actually like it and are much
happier falling into more positive and productive behaviors. They also seem to
thrive in a system of deterrents and rewards… and in the certainty they can
have when they know the boundaries of the world they share with us. As you
know, few men can fathom our thinking and are constantly surprised by our
expectations of them. They are continually surprised at our anger and
frustration at them. As obvious as it may seem to us, they usually don’t
understand why they are always getting taken to task, even the best of
Behavior modification can work extremely well in teaching
your man exactly what makes you happy so there is no doubt, no grey area. No
room for error. Spanking can be a very clear cut -- not to mention exciting way
to administer that behavior modification. The best way to implement this is to
find a time when you and your man are relaxed and congenial, sit him down and
tell him your plan to begin training him, laying down the structure of this
plan in a simple straightforward way.
Men do not respond well to complicated or convoluted constructs. You can
even include rewards as well as punishments. (Only the two of you know what
rewards will motivate.) However, the important thing is that there are
consistent and unpleasant spanking consequences for breaching the expectations
you set up.
For example, if you have repeatedly told your partner you’d
like certain specific demonstrations of affection to occur regularly – or even
just on occasion – in order to ensure that YOU feel inspired to have plenty of
sex play, but he gets lazier and lazier about that, well, write that down on
your short list. If you need a fair
amount of his participation in the household chores, list exactly what they are
and how often his help is needed. Clearly defined, specifically delineated
actions are essential. It must be measurable, to be fair. Men don’t do well
with hints and vagaries. He needs to know when he’s gotten the job done. Or
not. And then… And here’s the most important thing: TOTAL CONSISENCY. Just like
training a puppy, when the rules are broken, punishment must be administered as
soon as possible. The further the punishment is (in time) from the bad act, the
weaker the association and the slower the improvement.
Next thing, the spanking has to be uncomfortable. You have
to create consequences harsh enough so that he takes you seriously. A few timid
love taps won’t do it. If you’re going to take this on you have to be ready to
deliver the goods! If it helps you in committing to it, just know it really IS
for his own good. When he knows he can’t get away with pushing and testing you,
he’ll start paying attention and you’ll be surprised how capable he actually is
at comprehending your demands AND remembering them. Of course he is. He has a
job, right? And he could never get away with being a slacker there. But men are
a lot like dogs. Left to their own devices, they like to lie around, lick their
balls and eat. But if you round them up and take them outside and throw the
ball, they can’t resist chasing it, have a great time doing it, and feel much
better after being put through their paces. Don’t be afraid to put your man
through his paces. He can handle it.
If your man is already a spanking enthusiast, half your
battle is done. If you’re a novice, however, you may feel self-conscious or
hesitant. Being amenable to spanking, I’m sure he’ll be willing to practice
with you before you start your "curriculum” to make sure you know how to swing
a belt, hairbrush or paddle effectively and safely. Remember, you don’t want to
strike too far above the ass crack, so as to avoid the vulnerable kidney area.
That can be hazardous to his health. BUT… here’s something he may not want you
to know: it stings like a sonofabitch if you land a few hard smacks to the back
of his thighs. So if you need to get him take you seriously, try that a time or
After you inform him that there’s a new sheriff in town and
she has new no-nonsense approach to things in the household, you must provide
him with clearly stated rules of expectations, infractions and consequences. My
suggestion is to start with consequences that will make him uncomfortable, but
leave room to escalate if after his first few punishments he has not gotten
with the program. He has to know that things can always get worse. And as I
said, you must be consistent. To be clear, here’s a mock scenario.
Hubby works hard but so you do. He doesn’t mean to be
selfish at home but he’s just oblivious. You’ve told him 100 times to throw his
clothes in the hamper, rinse his random glasses or dishes and stick them in the
dishwasher. You’ve asked him to call you before leaving work to see if you need
him to pick up anything. And so on. Yet day after day, it’s like you’ve never
mentioned these things before. Now you make a list. Best to keep it short. No
more than 10 items. Instead of punishing for every little thing, you decide to
use the demerit system. Everything on
the list has a points value according to how important each item is to you. Not
picking up dirty clothes earns him 3 demerits each time, while not putting
dishes in the dishwasher earns him 5 points. When he’s accumulated 20 points
(or 30, 40, 50, depending upon how frequent an offender he may be) he is
informed there will be a spanking when he gets home.
When he arrives, there is no delay. You take his coat, march
him into the room and demand that he drop trow. Make him grab his knees… Bend
him over the bed… have a straight-backed chair sitting there and pull him over
your lap. Whatever is appropriate – or suitably humiliating as the case may be.
You deliver your spanks with commitment, as hard as hubby can handle. Use your
hand, a hairbrush, his belt, whatever you feel inclined to do, but I suggest
that for a punishment spanking (rather than a recreational one) you do NOT give
him a warm-up. Just have at it!
You can set a predetermined number for each point value, or
you can agree that you will give him whatever you feel like giving him
according to how much his neglectfulness has displeased you. I promise that if
you maintain complete consistency with this program, and you trust that he’s
sturdy enough to handle a hard enough spanking to redden his cheeks and make
him squirm, your message will start getting through. But the trick is, you must
continue the punishment until he has demonstrated that he wants it to stop. And
then he must (a) apologize and, most importantly, (b) articulate exactly what
it was he did wrong and/or exactly what he needs to do going forward to satisfy
you enough to stop spanking here and now.
Some people with low pain tolerance will respond with
punishment that calls for a designated number of spanks per infraction. People
with a higher threshold usually require that you punish them till they start
acting contrite and/or plead for you stop. It is often not until this point
that a man starts to release his defenses (or his cockiness) sufficiently to
admit to himself that he really did do wrong and should admit to you that he
knows what his faults were.
You need to develop a style that works for all concerned. It
can be effective to put him in a room alone for a goodly amount of time to
ponder and dread what’s coming to him.
Fretting over when it will finally begin. Some people prefer to leave
the naughty boy in a room alone afterwards, devoid of stimulation (no computer,
TV, stereo, work product – the bathroom can be perfect for this) to think about
what he’s learned. Some prefer to comfort or caress the punished person,
letting them feel that they’ve paid for their crimes and all is forgiven if he
shows improvement. Whatever ideas germinate, try them. See what works best.
This is just a jumping off point to get your imagination churning.
The thing to keep in mind, ladies, is that men want your
approval. It’s kind of engrained in them since childhood. Also, spanking is a
form of attention and everybody likes attention. If you do it sincerely and
seriously, your man will take you seriously and submit to his fate, because
deep down he knows he brought this on himself. Oftentimes, men repress the fact
that they’re fucking up so they don’t have to deal with the conflict it
engenders in their conscience, but they know on some level that they’re guilty
of bad behavior. These men can actually derive satisfaction from being
punished. It relieves stress and guilt and allows them to delete these
conflicted "files” off their mind’s database. Men like things to tally up.
Whether it’s conscious or not.
Last but not least, whether you start out with a guy who is
already predisposed to spanking or not, any form of intimate contact is usually
arousing or stimulating to men. So often a discipline program like this can
re-kindle some sparks that have fizzled due to the demands of routine and
overly busy lives, which most of us seem to have. When you carve out half an hour
once a week or twice a month to call your man out for his neglectfulness, you
create an opportunity for putting attention on one another that will frequently
otherwise fall through the cracks into oblivion. It often generates more
closeness and even more erotic fun. Not to mention creating a situation where
increased communication arises organically, since there you are – face to face
with no other distractions for a few minutes.
One caveat here: since spanking CAN be erotic, especially
for the man, if you are really angry at him, command that he go in the bathroom
and sexually "relieve himself” BEFORE the spanking begins. This will make it
hurt more when it does occur, trust me!
In conclusion, I cannot stress enough to you ladies what an
opportunity you have here to train your man to make you happy. ESPECIALLY, if
your man is already a Spanko. He will be like an eager puppy if you announce
that the rules are changing and you’re taking charge! Once you get him in line
with the issues of general courtesy and household lifestyle participation, you
can move to areas like romance, ways of sexually pleasing you, acknowledging
special occasions by actually remembering what kind gifts will thrill and
delight you. The list of things he can do for you is limited only by your
imagination… Men like to please their women; we are just too damn confusing to
them for them to figure out what the hell we want. That is why almost all of
them respond to training. And once schooled, they are usually quite pleased
with themselves when they get the job done.
So remember now and then to give him a nice treat for his efforts. Just
like a good little puppy.
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Harriet Marwood, Spankologist
Harriet Marwood is a
professional Spankologist and an established expert on adult domestic corporal
discipline and related activities. If you have any questions, or would like to
arrange a private tutorial session to learn personal Spankology – or arrange a
spanking session - you can contact Ms Marwood through her website at www.msmarwood.com