Some lessons start in the kitchen… and this one definitely stayed there.

The Big Sister Birch Spoon takes inspiration from a familiar shape and gives it a much more serious purpose. Crafted from beautifully figured white birch, this 12" paddle features an 8" handle and a thick, solid body just under 3/4", giving it a satisfying weight and presence in hand.

The spoon-inspired head is drilled with five holes to reduce air resistance, allowing for faster swings and a sharper, more responsive impact. It delivers a clean, stingy bite with just enough body behind it to keep things interesting.

It may look playful at first glance—but don’t let that fool you.

Designed as the grown-up counterpart to our Brat Tamer Wooden Spoon, this piece brings a little more authority, a little more weight, and a whole lot more attitude.