Some lessons are worth repeating… and apparently, the senior class needs a little extra attention.

Inspired by a traditional schoolhouse paddle, this handsome hardwood upgrade takes a familiar classic and adds twenty very convincing reasons to behave. Crafted from beautifully grained Ash, its long, generously sized blade features twenty evenly spaced holes that give this paddle a distinctive look—and a little extra attitude.

Those holes aren't just for decoration. By reducing air resistance, they allow for a quicker, sharper swing and a crisp, attention-getting sting. The solid 1/2" thick blade provides plenty of substance behind every swat, while the smoothly contoured handle offers a comfortable grip and excellent control.

At 18" long, it's a little bigger, a little bolder, and perhaps just what the senior class deserves. After all, by the time you've made it this far, you really should know the rules.

And if you don't? Well… there's always room for a little remedial education.

Perfect for the Sir or Ma'am who appreciates old-school discipline with a little extra authority—and the one on the receiving end who thought graduation meant the lessons were finally over.

Crafted from Ash hardwood, it measures 18" long overall, with a 12" blade that's 3" wide and 1/2" thick. Twenty precision-drilled holes complete this classic schoolhouse design with an unmistakable senior-class upgrade.