Whoever said love should be gentle clearly had never met this one.

Crafted from beautifully grained White Birch, this wicked little twin takes the sweetness of a heart-shaped paddle and gives it a much sharper attitude. At first glance, it still looks charming enough—but those drilled holes are your first clue that this heart was made to deliver its affection with a little more force.

The perforated design reduces air resistance, allowing for a quicker swing and a crisper, stingier impact than its solid sibling. That means every loving reminder lands a little faster, a little sharper, and with just enough extra bite to make sure the message is received loud and clear.

Its broad heart-shaped striking surface gives it plenty of presence, while the long, tapered handle offers excellent control in hand. And at just over 1/2" thick, this paddle has enough substance to make an impression that won't be forgotten anytime soon.

Sweet? Technically.

Merciful? Not especially.

This is the kind of paddle for those moments when affection alone just isn't getting the job done—and a firmer expression of love is clearly in order.

Perfect for the Sir or Ma'am who believes love sometimes needs a sharper edge—and the lucky bottom who discovers that some hearts are much less forgiving than others.

Crafted from White Birch, it measures 15 1/5" long overall, with a heart-shaped striking surface measuring 4 3/4" by 4 3/4" and just over 1/2" thick. The drilled-hole design, tapered handle, and attached hanging cord complete this delightfully wicked hardwood spanking paddle.