Whoever said love shouldn't hurt clearly never met this little sweetheart.

Crafted from beautifully grained White Birch, this charming heart-shaped paddle puts a whole new spin on the meaning of tough love. With its generous striking surface and solid hardwood construction, it's proof that even the sweetest gestures can come with a little sting.

Don't let that adorable heart fool you. Measuring a substantial 4 3/4" by 4 3/4" across the business end and just over 1/2" thick, this paddle has plenty of substance behind its affectionate intentions. The broad, smooth surface offers a satisfying, solid impact, while the long, tapered handle provides excellent control for delivering those loving reminders.

And unlike flowers or chocolates, this is one gift that's guaranteed to make a lasting impression.

Whether you're celebrating a special occasion, correcting a little misbehavior, or simply reminding someone how much they're loved, this heart knows exactly how to get its message across.

After all, sometimes love means never having to say you're sorry… because you're too busy saying, "Thank you, Sir" or "Thank you, Ma'am."

Perfect for the Sir or Ma'am who believes affection and discipline go hand in hand—and the lucky bottom who discovers that being loved can sometimes be a real pain in the backside.

Crafted from White Birch, it measures 15 1/5" long overall, with a heart-shaped striking surface measuring 4 3/4" by 4 3/4" and just over 1/2" thick. A smoothly tapered handle and attached hanging cord complete this delightfully affectionate hardwood spanking paddle.